Glorifying The 'dog-eat-dog' Society

I AM quite partial to exciting Miami Vice-style shakedowns, and rebellious mavericks, and even - if my erstwhile lascivious appreciation for permanently tousled comedians Russell Brand and Noel Fielding is anything to go by - gentlemen with remarkably stupid looking haircuts. Why, then, when so many of these pleasing elements are shoved together in the form of Dog: The Bounty Hunter (it screened on Nine during the Olympics but is now only available on Fox8) do I want to run screaming from the ...